Last night, at the request of a regular reader (there aren’t that many so I take their suggestions seriously), I was
working on a serious post analyzing the remaining picks available if when we lose other free agents.
Then, at 10:06 p.m., I received a text from a good friend who works in baseball (but not for the Rays). It read:
“Tweet from Crawford: “for those asking, yes I am opening up a bookstore” … what!?!?
I went to Twitter, and found it. (Seriously, how great is Twitter? We all need more uncensored access to CC’s brain.) That, of course, derailed any hope that I would finish the serious post and set off a 30-minute text conversation about the most unlikely athlete-owned businesses.
(By the way, the unasked question remains: Who thinks to contact Carl Crawford to ask if he is opening a bookstore? That has to be the most bizarre question ever asked. Wait, just googled it, looks like a satirical blog post somewhere set off this whole discussion. An antiquarian bookstore no less. Either way, this game is still fun.)
The list we came up with last night:
- Josh Beckett’s health food store;
- ARod’s mirror hanging service;
- Jason Giambi’s ballet studio;
- Dewon Brazelton travel planner;
- Braylon Edwards/Patrick Kane taxi and limo service;
- Rick Pitino’s bed and breakfast;
- The Tom Brady and Randy Moss Barbershop;
- The Ochocinco/TO Cincinnati Academy for Mimes;
- Retirement planning by Brett Favre and Urban Meyer;
- Bobby Seay, Personal Trainer.
There are more. Many more. Add them in the comments.








Brett Favre’s series of seminars on balancing work and family.
Jon Daly, fashion consultant
Jon Daly, AA sponsor
Jon Daly, marriage counselor
Lenny Dykstra, financial advisor. Wait…
ZING!
I disagree Greg. Calling poofessrr Daly a fascist might be hyperbole, but it’s not intimidation. Personally, I think Professor Daly was within his rights to say what he did, but coming from a poofessrr his email might be something that could be intimidating, and it’s certainly something that makes me think less of him as a scholar and more of him as an ideologue.The important thing here is to note that, even though Daly was within his rights, technically, to send the email (presumably he just hit reply to a campus-wide email the student sent out), it was the sort of thing that is obviously going to cause some bad feelings no matter what.Calling the group “anti-people” is pretty foolish, and fallacious on many levels. Mr. Daly also seems totally willing to engage in fallacy in attributing deaths to “CAPITALISM,” the US, and his other targets of interest. Attributing a hundred-million deaths to “Progressive” social movements is also eliding reality / oversimplifying, but in a way that expresses a much firmer grasp on causality than Mr. Daly does. The basic thing is, that if Mr. Daly perceived the students to be well-intentioned humanitarians who believed Communism/Socialism were ills to be corrected, he could have responded to them in a way that tried to respond to the claims the group made and emphasized the social ills solved by Socialism/Communism. Instead, Mr. Daly seemingly could not conceive of these students as “pro-people” individuals who wish good for others above whatever political system they may believe in. That reflects an intellectual narrowness on Mr. Daly, and a willingness to perceive political opponents as enemies of “people” as a whole.Personally, I’m partial to Monarchism, but I can see why people like Communism, Democracy, and so on without needing to turn them into Morlocks. As far as I can see, neither the posters the campus group posted ever implied anything about the people who practiced Socialism/Communism (other than calling attention to an uncomfortable reality that proponents of Socialism/Communism need to grapple with). And again, while we may be hyperbolizing Mr. Daly’s response here as being an example of fascism (ie, intolerant and intimidating), it’s Mr. Daly who saw fit to poison the environment at the college. He can assuage criticism quite easily by expressing himself next time in a way that doesn’t presume the students are “anti-people.”
LeBron, Cleveland Tour Group
A new leader in the clubhouse.
There could be an entire mall of unlikely LeBron businesses…
Canseco and Co. Fitness Club
Papi’s Dominican Milkshakes.
We could sell Papi’s milkshakes inside Canseco & Co. Fitness! We are going to make a mint!