The Rays team store in downtown Tampa is giving away free Matt Garza bobblehead figurines with the purchase
- How many bobbleheads did the Rays for the free giveaway? One…ha ha ha….Two….ha ha ha….Three….ha ha ha. (Come on, tell me that Garza doesn’t look exactly like The Count?)
of a Rays hat.
That can only mean one thing. The Rays have decided to keep Shields, Price, Niemann, Davis, and Hellickson.
What’s that? It can mean two things? Well fine. I guess it also could mean they made too many Matt Garza bobbleheads. But that isn’t any fun.
Dude…I got the text because on your facebook I subscribed, I immediately forwarded it to family and friends. Do you really think this is a possibility?
Do I think it is possible that we will deal Garza even though Friedman insists they are going to camp with 6 guys? Absolutely. He is the most obvious way to save money and get some quality parts in return.
“Come on, tell me that Garza doesn’t look exactly like The Count?”
Don’t aske me; all our pitchers look the same to me.
— Jim Hickey
Incorrect Beardog. That was Joe Maddon that couldn’t tell them apart.
Much to everyone’s dismay, Garza is actually the love child of Count Chocula and Elvira Mistress of the Night
and, based solely on the length of his goatee, he might be an Egyptian pharaoh.