Posted by Mark On May - 13 - 2011 7 Comments

Brendan, you greedy, unsatisfied, pie-in-the-sky housewife.  So your shiny new toy isn’t so shiny anymore?  Need the next big thing?  Who are you, Betty Draper?

This is probably the easiest argument in the long, storied, history of Point-Counterpoint.  I can make the entire case for keeping Shields in two words: First. Place.

Thanks for coming, don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

Seriously.  We are in first place thanks, in large part, to a dominant starting rotation.  Why are we even talking about messing with that?  To get more minor-leaguers for our already-stocked farm system?  Awesome.  Lookout Southern League, the Biscuits are coming for a string of titles.  (Can someone send Brendan a T-Shirt from those Florida State League Titles the St. Pete Devil Rays won in the late 1990s, perhaps that will sate his desire for minor-league domination).

Sure, we already have the arms to replace Shields…eventually.  But we obviously don’t have the arms to replace him RIGHT NOW.  If we did, do you think there is any way on earth that we’d be subjected to a second start by Andy Sonnanstine?  (Coming to a Trop near you!)

Do you really want to see Chris Archer breaking into the big leagues in the midst of a pennant race?  Perhaps Matt Moore can transfer his dominance from Montgomery directly to Replica Yankee Stadium.  That always happens.

In fact, the Rays’ pipeline of starting pitchers is exactly the reason we need to let Shields finish his contract.  His departure in the offseason will not hurt.  His departure midseason will hurt.

So, I say, ride the horse that brung you.  Let’s give Shields one more shot to get this franchise over the last hump. Forget emotional attachment (even though I was present when Jamie Shields — he didn’t ask us to go to James until he was in his second Major League season begging the question, would he have been known as “Big Gamie Jamie?” — made his debut).  I say keep Shields because the FIRST PLACE Rays are winning when he is pitching.

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7 Responses

  1. Brendan says:

    first place with 125 games to play is a pretty good stat to base player decisions on. especially a player who watches 4 out of every 5 games. and him finishing out his contract and then getting picked up by another team would be the worst thing that could happen. Ask the nuggets if they’re glad they traded Carmelo instead of watching him walk away after the season and them getting nothing in return.

    what a great switch from Jamie to James, by the way. other similar name changes:
    ricky schroeder to rick schroeder
    marky mark to mark whalberg
    prince to the symbol(or “the artist formerly known as prince”) back to prince(or “the artist formerly known as “the artist formerly known as prince”)

    • Mark says:

      Mark to The Assassin to El Chupa Cabra to The Baker to (inappropriate content) to (more inappropriate content) to Mark

    • Brixology says:

      Ah, Brendan, we part company for the first time. We have James locked in for a while, and cheaply at that. Very little chance that he ever walks without us getting anything. Based on the early returns, he at least breaks camp with the team next year. We’ll see what’s going on at the All Star Break 2012.

      On another note, I love The Baker. Wasn’t there a “Shoop” in there somewhere too? I always assumed that had to do with Mark’s desire to sing backup in a doo wop act.

      • Mark says:

        “Shoop” is one of the few nicknames I didn’t have. Which is remarkable considering the huge number I DID have. I think you were mishearing Brendan when he called me “Choops,” a short version of El Chupa Cabra.

      • Brendan says:

        didn’t know we had him locked in…i thought when mark said “his departure in the offseason won’t hurt”, that his contract was up after this year. apologies for my ignorance. and apologies for all of my future ignorances…which will be many.
        and i was the lazy individual who got tired of calling mark “el chupa cabra”, and then got tired of calling him “chupa” and finally settled on “choops” due to the one less syllable. so that could be where you heard “shoop”. of course, it could also be mark constantly telling himself to “shoot” even though no one else was. and if you were mishearing nicknames, you might’ve mistakenly called him a “ballfrog” at one point too.

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