Hey, Jamie.  Yeah, you.  I know it seemed like a meaningless start but don’t be afraid to not look like s— the day that I come to your defense as a postseason starter.  I have no idea how I am going to explain this to my softball buddies.

The best part about last night’s game was that I drank enough wine to fall asleep while it was still close.

Oh, by the way, no way Avila touched home in the first.  I am counting that forever as a triple play.